Born Suspect
Updated Mar 25, 2023
I think, I may have been born fifty or sixty years too late
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Fifty years ago, traveling across the border into the United States would have been something different altogether.
At the border, the guard checks my passport; under Country of Birth he reads Persia. He gives me the once over before pressing a little button hidden beneath his desk. Immediately, a small trap door slides open and a red carpet designed to cushion my footsteps, unfurls before me. He smiles and waves me through the metal detector.
On the other side, a bevy of laughing guards in straw skirts shower me with sweets and bonbons. It could have happened.
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As it stands, I'm suspect by birth. Once the border guard looks at my passport and reads Country of Birth: Islamic Republic of Iran. The situation grows bizarre.
STAMP! STAMP!
Me:
No, officer, don't stamp my passport. I'm innocent. No not my passport photo. I love that picture of me! I was gonna blow it up!
Officer: ...
Me:
Oops. I mean enlarge. I was going to enlarge the photograph.
Me:
Now that you mention it. I do see a striking resemblance.
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What a rip. Born fifty years too late. I've had enough!
Me:
Officer give me back my passport. I have to correct something.
Officer: ...?
Me:
It's my identity, I can change it if I want to! Give me my passport. You want proof of my nationality? Check this out. It's a map. See that little dot, that's where I was born. Read the name going across that whole area. Sumeria, that's right. I'm from Sumeria. I don't give a crap about the date. I'm Sumerian. Let me pass!
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