Shitty Cellphone Reception

Updated Nov 3, 2023
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Wireless Communications Isn't What It Used To Be. You know that old saying, "If got a nickle for every time I had to say that word. I would be a millionaire". In my case, it would be, if my cell phone provider could discount me 0.002 cents every time I had to say...

Me:
Can you hear me now?"..."How about now, can you hear me now?"

Open window and stick my head outside.

Me:
"How about now, can you hear me now?"

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Good thing my service provider wasn't around 50 years ago to provide wireless communication for that historic moment called the Moon Landing.

Houston:
Eagle this Houston, there was a cloud in the way, we didn't hear what you said. Can you say it again? Roger out.

Eagle:
Copy that Houston. This is Eagle. What part didn't you hear? The part about one small step for mankind or the other part about a giant leap? Roger out.

Houston:
Copy that Eagle. This is Houston. Yeah Neil, could you just say the whole thing over again? Thanks. Roger out.

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