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Claudette:
This is non-lethal defensive casual apparel to help women. Something they can slip on right before an evening walk.

Host:
Or early morning trot.

Claudette:
That’s right. This is something that will make the trip a little more personal. Something to ward off advances from passing admirers and not so nice rapists.

Host:
You’ve tailor-made this for women who live in crime ridden inner city neighborhoods.

Claudette:
Not necessarily, many rapists hang out in woods.

Host:
Barns even!

Claudette:
That’s right. Just slip this jacket on, and make sure to wear your hair up, so as not to cover the writing on the back. Again, this is non-lethal defensive casual apparel to help women live a better, happier, and more meaningful life without fear and anxiety in crime-ridden neighborhoods.

Host:
Wherever they may be.

Claudette:
Tah Daaaaah!

Host:
Oh my god, why hasn’t somebody thought of this before! This is brilliant.

Claudette:
You know when I first started this fashion line. I used only this caption and it worked wonders. A lot of women told me that they felt safer wearing this jacket and actually started strolling around their neighborhoods again. In the tougher neighborhoods I experimented with different logos.

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Claudette:
The reaction was simply amazing. So I thought, why stop there? Take a look at these beauties.

Claudette:
This is assuming your attacker will be able to read, and is familiar with modern day acronyms for martial law.

Host:
Public education has an upside after all!

Host:
Oh! This one is my favorite, so far.

Claudette:
And last, but not least, the logo that works like a charm. Proven to consistently make even the most audacious of attackers think twice before attacking you.

Host:
Guaranteed to repel any one, even your best friend.

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